Running with Christmas Vacation

I love my running app.  Not only does it keep up with my miles and pace...but it also posts on Facebook for me when I'm out on a run.  If anyone makes a comment on my run, the app will read them too me.  Often I get comments like, "Run like you stole it."  This week, however, my friends Holly and Tony decided they wanted to entertain me while I ran.

The whole thing started off while I was running on Wednesday.  It started innocent enough...but quickly went downhill.  See what I mean:

• Tony - We should stop and have donuts.
• Tony - You know Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid, Donner and Blitzen.  but do you recall, the most famous reindeer of all?
• Tony - Jingle Bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
• Tony - Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers created the great nation.
• Holly - She's short and skinny, but she's strong.  Her first baby came out sideways.  She didn't scream or nuthin'.
• Tony - Soylent green is made of people

I thought that I was having trouble running that day since I was laughing so hard.  Little did I know it would get worse on Thursday's run:

• Holly - If I woke up tomorrow wit my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than i am now.
• Tony -  She falls down a well, her eyes go cross.  She gets kicked by a mule they go back.  I don't know.
• Tony - It's a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.  Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving throughout the entire year.
• Holly - Can I refill your eggnog for you?  Get you something to eat?  Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
• Tony - I hope nobody I know drives by and sees me standing in the year staring a the house in my pajamas.
• Holly - Is Rusty still in the navy?
• Tony - Fixed the newel post.
• Tony - Oh, I was just smelling - smiling.  I was just blouse - browsing.  I, uh, heh heh.  Well, I guess it just wouldn't...Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are.  Whew.  It is warm in here, isn't it?

There were a couple of times I almost had to stop...I was laughing so hard.  You've gotta love friends like that! 

So...who's in the mood to watch a little "Christmas Vacation"

Happy Streaking!